Intelligent blonde
Two blondes were sitting on a bench talking...and the one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther... Florida or the moon..."
The other blonde turns and says, "Helloooooooooooooooooooo can you see Florida?"
fritz
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> can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a
> wiseguy are opposites? "
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Re: Intellegent blonde
long live this topic is an oxymoron Buryl ;)
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... wiseguy is only one word!
thanx Dante'

thanx Dante'

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We grow old because we stop laughing!"
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear: DRIVE FASTER!!!
I found the mirror at a wrecked race car at California (AAA) Speedway