Intellegent blonde

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fritz501
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Intellegent blonde

Post by fritz501 » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:24 am

Intelligent blonde





Two blondes were sitting on a bench talking...and the one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther... Florida or the moon..."





The other blonde turns and says, "Helloooooooooooooooooooo can you see Florida?"





fritz

<p>" How


> can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a


> wiseguy are opposites? "


speared um
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Re: Intellegent blonde

Post by speared um » Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:45 pm

long live this topic is an oxymoron Buryl ;)

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Post by spearedum » Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:34 pm

... wiseguy is only one word! :?:

thanx Dante' :salute:
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