Nursery Rhymes

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riptidenj
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Nursery Rhymes

Post by riptidenj » Wed May 10, 2006 2:28 pm

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie

Kissed the girls and made them cry

It would help if he brushed his teeth now and then



Little Miss Muffett

Sat on her tuffett

Eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider

Who sat down beside her

And said "Regular or Low Fat?"

Jack Be Knimble

Jack Be Quick

Jack jump over the candle stick

Asbestos pants
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biganimal
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Post by biganimal » Wed May 10, 2006 5:46 pm

Little Miss Muffett

Sat on her tuffett

Eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider

Who sat down beside her

and said, "whats in the bowl?, bitch"
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Pilgrim
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Post by Pilgrim » Fri May 12, 2006 11:47 am

Little Miss Muffett

Sat on her tuffett

Eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider

Who sat down beside her

and she ate that too.
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Tom-May
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Post by Tom-May » Fri May 12, 2006 12:49 pm

Little Miss Muffett

Sat on a tuffett

Eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider

Who sat down beside her

So she stood up and stamped it flat
The Truth IS Out There, The lies are in your head. (T. Pratchett - 'Hogfather'))
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