Milsurp After Hours

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie

Kissed the girls and made them cry

It would help if he brushed his teeth now and then



Little Miss Muffett

Sat on her tuffett

Eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider

Who sat down beside her

And said "Regular or Low Fat?"

Jack Be Knimble

Jack Be Quick

Jack jump over the candle stick

Asbestos pants

Little Miss Muffett

Sat on her tuffett

Eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider

Who sat down beside her

and said, "whats in the bowl?, bitch"

Little Miss Muffett

Sat on her tuffett

Eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider

Who sat down beside her

and she ate that too.

Little Miss Muffett

Sat on a tuffett

Eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider

Who sat down beside her

So she stood up and stamped it flat