TWO NUNS

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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last

instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop

of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the

door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the

middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns

look at each other and shrug and deciding that no harm can come from

letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?"

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