TWO NUNS
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:01 pm
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop
of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the
door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the
middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns
look at each other and shrug and deciding that no harm can come from
letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?"
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop
of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the
door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the
middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns
look at each other and shrug and deciding that no harm can come from
letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?"
