A Drunk in Church

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Karl/Pa.
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A Drunk in Church

Post by Karl/Pa. » Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:40 pm

A drunk staggers into a Catholic church. Enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin; there's no paper on this side either.
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