Ice Cream Parlor

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Karl/Pa.
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Ice Cream Parlor

Post by Karl/Pa. » Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:37 pm

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "No," he replied, "arthritis."
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