Van Gogh

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Karl/Pa.
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Van Gogh

Post by Karl/Pa. » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:17 am

Van Gogh came from quite a large family, and most of us don't know anything about the others. Just in case someone asks you about the others sometime, this may help you.

His dizzy aunt----------------------------Verti Gogh

The brother who loved prunes--------Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store---------Stop N. Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia--------U Gogh

The cousin from Illinois-----------------Chi-ca Gogh

His magician uncle-----------------Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin------- ------------A Mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half-brother---------Grin Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach--------------Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle----------------- Cant Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt--------------- Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle--------------------Fla-min Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyst---------------- E Gogh

The fruit loving cousin------------------Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking--------------- Way-to Gogh

The little bouncy nephew------------------- Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco----------------------Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a van (you guessed it!) --------------------WinnieBayGogh

And there ya Gogh!
Karl

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