Milk bath

joseyclosey · Post by **joseyclosey** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:21 pm

A blonde heard that milk baths would make

her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman

to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there

must be a mistake. He thought she probably

meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door

to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman

said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of

milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to

fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can

splash it on my eyes."