Milk bath
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:21 pm
A blonde heard that milk baths would make
her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman
to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there
must be a mistake. He thought she probably
meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door
to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman
said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of
milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to
fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can
splash it on my eyes."
her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman
to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there
must be a mistake. He thought she probably
meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door
to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman
said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of
milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to
fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can
splash it on my eyes."