Ole and Sven

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Karl/Pa.
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Ole and Sven

Post by Karl/Pa. » Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:34 am

Two Swedes from Wisconsin are sittin' in a boat on Dead Lake, fishing and suckin' down beer, when all of a sudden Sven says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over six months."

Ole sips his beer and sighs and says, "You better think it over. Good women like that are hard to find."
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Post by dhtaxi » Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:08 pm

I should be so lucky.

I think my wife breathes through her ears she can talk for England.
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Post by Aughnanure » Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:43 am

At least she doesn't read your posts....you're still with us :roll:
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