Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde Judy,plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde Buffie,in great detail.
The robbery begins ,Judy drives upin frontof the bank stops the car and says to Buffie.I wantto make absolutly sure you understand the plan.You are suppose to be in and out of the bank in 3 minutes with the cash.Do you understand the plan ?
Perfectly ,said buffie
Buffie goes into the bank while Judy waits in the car, one minute passes two minutes pass ,Seven minutes pass and Judy is really stressed out. Finally the bank doors burst open and here comes Buffie . She's got the safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.
About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car ,the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out .The gaurds pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his gun as the girls are getting away.
Judy says,You are such a retard! I thought you understood the plan !!!!!
I did,replied Buffie I exactly what you said !!!!
NO YOU DIDN'TYOU IDIOT!!! I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE !!!!
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