Mr. Jones was an elderly gentleman in a nursing home. When a nurse came in to help him get ready for breakfast one morning, she asked how he was doing. He replied that he wasn't doing so good because his "Private Part" had died earlier. Knowing that some of the residents liked to tell stories and exagerate things, she commented that it was a shame that it happened.
As the same nurse started to make her rounds the next morning, she saw Mr. Jones walking down the hall with his "Private Part" hanging out of his pajamas. She immediately ran over and asked what he thought he was doing, and Mr. Jones replied, "Do you remember yesterday when I told you my "Private Part" had died?" The nurse said "Yes. What about it?" Mr. Jones smiled and said "Today's the viewing."