Polar Bears

[Karl/Pa.]

Two Polar Bears (Father and Son) are sitting on an iceberg.

Son: "Dad, am I a genuine 100% Polar Bear?"

Dad: "Certainly, Son."

Son: "No Brown Bear in our family tree is

there?"

Dad: "No, all Polar Bear."

Son: "No Black Bear? Not even a really

distant ancestor?"

Dad: "No." Clearly getting annoyed by these

questions.

Son: "Not even any Grizzly Bear?"

Dad: "No way! Look, Son, you are 100% pure

Polar Bear. We can trace our ancestry right back to

the Great Bear In The Sky. So let's not hear any more

of this nonsense."

Son: "Okay, Dad. Sorry."

Silence falls for a while and they both sit

there staring into the white wastelands as only Polar

Bears can, and then the father turns his head back to

the little bear.

Dad: "Why do you ask, Son? Have the other bears been teasing you?

"No. It's just that my damned a s s is freezing!"