Polar Bears
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:52 pm
Two Polar Bears (Father and Son) are sitting on an iceberg.
Son: "Dad, am I a genuine 100% Polar Bear?"
Dad: "Certainly, Son."
Son: "No Brown Bear in our family tree is
there?"
Dad: "No, all Polar Bear."
Son: "No Black Bear? Not even a really
distant ancestor?"
Dad: "No." Clearly getting annoyed by these
questions.
Son: "Not even any Grizzly Bear?"
Dad: "No way! Look, Son, you are 100% pure
Polar Bear. We can trace our ancestry right back to
the Great Bear In The Sky. So let's not hear any more
of this nonsense."
Son: "Okay, Dad. Sorry."
Silence falls for a while and they both sit
there staring into the white wastelands as only Polar
Bears can, and then the father turns his head back to
the little bear.
Dad: "Why do you ask, Son? Have the other bears been teasing you?
"No. It's just that my damned a s s is freezing!"
Son: "Dad, am I a genuine 100% Polar Bear?"
Dad: "Certainly, Son."
Son: "No Brown Bear in our family tree is
there?"
Dad: "No, all Polar Bear."
Son: "No Black Bear? Not even a really
distant ancestor?"
Dad: "No." Clearly getting annoyed by these
questions.
Son: "Not even any Grizzly Bear?"
Dad: "No way! Look, Son, you are 100% pure
Polar Bear. We can trace our ancestry right back to
the Great Bear In The Sky. So let's not hear any more
of this nonsense."
Son: "Okay, Dad. Sorry."
Silence falls for a while and they both sit
there staring into the white wastelands as only Polar
Bears can, and then the father turns his head back to
the little bear.
Dad: "Why do you ask, Son? Have the other bears been teasing you?
"No. It's just that my damned a s s is freezing!"