Angus Broon

[joseyclosey]

Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady of the house

exclaiming, "Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that's come

off of me fly? I can't button me pants."

"Oh Angus, I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and

see if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin ya with it."

About 5 minutes later, there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of

yelling and the sound of a body falling down the stairs.

Walking back in the door with a blackened eye and a bloody nose

comes Angus. The little lady looks at him and says, "My god, what

happened to ya? Did you ask her like I told you?"

"Aye," says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button, an she

did, everything was goin' fine but when she bent doon to bite off

the wee thread, Mr MacDonald walked in."

[Karl/Pa.]