Pantyhose Quiz

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Karl/Pa.
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Pantyhose Quiz

Post by Karl/Pa. » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:38 pm

HERE'S A RIDDLE FOR YOU.

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> Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?

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> Now, think about it...

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> Answer:

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> 10 little piggies

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> 2 calves ,

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> 1 ass,

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> and an unknown number of hares.

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> And of course one.......well, you get the idea
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Post by Tom-May » Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:27 pm

I could never understand why women wear tights/pantyhose.

I mean, Have you ever seen what they do to a bank raider's face?
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