Alabama preacher

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Alabama preacher

Post by joseyclosey » Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:49 am

The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this

congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This

is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.

I

am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party

who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian

family." No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit

this

is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you

will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop

traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice

quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible

misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I

simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the

sheets."

The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared

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Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:31 pm

I can see where that might lead to a misunderstanding.

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