The Boss was in quandary. For financial reasons he had to let somebody go. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would get rid of the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." Debra replied "Could you jack off for now and we can screw tomorrow? I feel like shit." Apparently Jack is now looking for work.
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Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.
Medicare Life Member
Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.