The Italian says, "When I've a finished making love with my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees and she floats 6 inches above the bed in ecstasy."
The Frenchman replies. "That is nothing. When I've finished making love with the wife, I kiss all the way down her body and then I lick the soles of her feet with my tongue and she floats 12 inches above the bed in pure ecstasy."
The redneck says, "That ain't nothin. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains, she hits the freakin' ceiling."
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Karl/Pa.
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Karl
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Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.
Medicare Life Member
Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.