Gittin' Dayvorsed

[Karl/Pa.]

Southern farmer walks in to the small town lawyer's office and says, "I need me a day-vorce!" The lawyer has him sit down and asks, "Have you got any grounds?"

Farmer: Yeah, I got about a hunert acre yonder.

Lawyer: No, I mean, have you got a case?

Farmer: Heavens no! I run a John Deere!

Lawyer: Hmmm... Sir, tell me about your grudge.

Farmer: Not much to tell, its where I park my John Deere.

Lawyer: But you have a beef with your wife?

Farmer: No, we got an old milkin cow.

Lawyer: Sir... I'm trying to get the facts here.. Whats the problem, is she a nagger?

Farmer: No, she's a little white girl, but she had a baby whose a nagger and that's why I need me a day-vorce.