A Harley Wish

[Niner]

A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when

suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the

Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I

will grant you one wish."



The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride

over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous

challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to

reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would

take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is

hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."



The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I

wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how

she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent

treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's

wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge"?