Sign of the times...

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Sign of the times...

Post by Aughnanure » Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:32 pm

Self Defence is not only a Right, it is an Obligation.

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Post by stripperclip » Sat Feb 24, 2007 2:53 pm

yep same around here :D
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Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:59 am

Guess what! Yesterday afternoon we got a visit from the Jehovers Witnesses. I told them I was a pisseduptesticostalist and bid them good day! Next I shall be winning the Readers Digest Draw in France!!!

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Post by Niner Delta » Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:20 pm

Maybe Ed McMahon will come to your door with that big check. :lol: :lol:

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Post by Tom-May » Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:29 pm

"...Guess what! Yesterday afternoon we got a visit from the Jehovers Witnesses. I told them I was a pisseduptesticostalist and bid them good day! ..."
I think I've been black-listed by the local Jehova's Witnesses AND the Mormons :razz:

It's amazing what happens when you start quoting Bible passages back at them and tapping into Biblical history* (you can REALLY wind them up if you try).

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*At School, we had an RK teacher who taught the subjects as history.
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