Baseball

[DaveGreen1954]

Bill and Hillary are at the Red Sox-Yankees Game; sitting in

The first row, with the Secret Service people directly

Behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward

And whispers something to Bill.

At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks

Back at the agent, and swiftly shakes his head "no."

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous

Request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to

The bat boy."

Bill hesitates... But begins to change his mind when the

Agent tells him the fans would absolutely love it!

Bill shrugs his shoulders and! Says, "Ho-Kay! If that is

What the people really want. C'mere Hilly baby... " With

That, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat

Of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the

Wall onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill, you

Freakin asshole!"

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down

, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving.

Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans

Over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have

Never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is

Wrong.

The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out

The First "Pitch!"

Dave

[jessyj]

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[Niner]

Why not get out a piece of paper and take a pencil and start....Dear Santa......

You'd get them in plenty of time for baseball season.

[Niner Delta]

I think the current version of that joke uses what we have for a Prez now, Obama Bin Lyin.
And yes, he does belong on the joke page.

Vern.