Baseball
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:20 pm
Bill and Hillary are at the Red Sox-Yankees Game; sitting in
The first row, with the Secret Service people directly
Behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward
And whispers something to Bill.
At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks
Back at the agent, and swiftly shakes his head "no."
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous
Request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to
The bat boy."
Bill hesitates... But begins to change his mind when the
Agent tells him the fans would absolutely love it!
Bill shrugs his shoulders and! Says, "Ho-Kay! If that is
What the people really want. C'mere Hilly baby... " With
That, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat
Of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the
Wall onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill, you
Freakin asshole!"
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down
, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving.
Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans
Over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have
Never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is
Wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out
The First "Pitch!"
Dave
The first row, with the Secret Service people directly
Behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward
And whispers something to Bill.
At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks
Back at the agent, and swiftly shakes his head "no."
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous
Request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to
The bat boy."
Bill hesitates... But begins to change his mind when the
Agent tells him the fans would absolutely love it!
Bill shrugs his shoulders and! Says, "Ho-Kay! If that is
What the people really want. C'mere Hilly baby... " With
That, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat
Of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the
Wall onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill, you
Freakin asshole!"
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down
, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving.
Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans
Over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have
Never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is
Wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out
The First "Pitch!"
Dave
