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Post by Karl/Pa. » Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:07 am

Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jalapenos.

What you do today just may might burn your butt tomorrow.
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Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:47 am

So put your toilet roll in the fridge - they do in Bradford :lol:
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Post by Aughnanure » Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:15 pm

I thought that Jalapenos were people from the island of Jala.
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Nice dunnie Eoin!

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sat Apr 14, 2007 2:27 am

:roll: :roll: :roll:
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Post by Aughnanure » Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:07 am

Take yer pick, bhoyo :!:

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Post by DuncaninFrance » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:25 am

I'll have the one in the middle please! :roll:
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