Senior Prenuptial Agreement

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Karl/Pa.
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Senior Prenuptial Agreement

Post by Karl/Pa. » Thu May 17, 2007 1:55 am

An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.

She said: I want to keep my house.

He said: That's fine with me.

She said: And I want to keep my Cadillac.

He said: That's fine with me.

She said: And I want to have sex 6 times a week.

He said: That's fine with me . . . put me down for Friday.
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