As we assembled at the 'plane the British Army Sgt/Boarding Master read us a long list of 'what to do's in case of a myriad of possible disasters.
One wit said 'No worries, Sarge, this is an Aussie 'plane, they work OK'
General laughter which he took with a grin.
Taxied out ready for take off.
Pilot ran up one engine. OK
Ran up the second...Roar ...splutter ...splutter..ditto...ditto.
Taxied back.
Door opened to reveal the biggest grin

He never said a word and neither did we
