Auto Shop

[Karl/Pa.]

Once there was an obstetrician, who was getting home late, and constantly thinking about his work. Really was wound up in it. His wife suggested perhaps he needed a hobby to otherwise occupy his mind and give him a little relief. He thought that was a reasonable idea, and went to the local Jr. College to see what things they offered.

He found an auto mechanics class that was something he always wanted to do. He signed up to learn more about autos and wound up taking engines apart and putting them back together, troubleshooting problems, and had a really good time at it.

Finally the time came for the final exam. The test was for each student to assemble the parts of a complete engine and exhaust system and make it run for the instructor. Most of the students finished in two classes, but it took the good Dr. over a week. After several classes he was finally ready to turn the key and start the engine for the instructor. Brrrrrroooooomm! It started up and he and the instructor were both elated.

He was quite concerned about his grade though, because it took him so long to complete the job. Later he received his "report card" and the grade was an "A+". He called the instructor to thank him, and asked if the "A+" was the usual grade for starting the engine.

"Not quite said the instructor, usually I just give "A's", but yours was such an accomplishment I felt you deserved something special so I added the "+"."

"What was so special on mine?" inquired the Dr."

"Well, you're the only student I ever had who did the whole thing through the tail pipe!!!"

[DuncaninFrance]