Overheard in a Bar

[Karl/Pa.]

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are sitting in a pub enjoying a pint of ale. Suddenly, a fly lands in each of their mugs.

The Englishman looks down in his mug, pushes it away and leaves the pub.

The Scotsman picks the fly out of his mug, squishes it between his thumb and forefinger, and continues drinking his ale.

The Irishman picks up the fly, shakes it violently and screams "spit it out ya bloody bastard!"