Topping Each Other

[Karl/Pa.]

The Italian says, "My wife, I rubbed her all over

with fine olive oil, then we make wonderful love.

She screamed for five minutes."

The Frenchman says, "I smooth sweet butter on my

wife's body, then we made passionate love. She

screamed for 20 minutes."

The Jewish man says, "I covered my wife's body

with chicken fat. We made love and she screamed

for six hours."

The others say, "Six hours? How did you make her

scream for six hours?"

The Jewish man shrugs and says, "I wiped my hands

on the drapes."