Topping Each Other
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:36 am
The Italian says, "My wife, I rubbed her all over
with fine olive oil, then we make wonderful love.
She screamed for five minutes."
The Frenchman says, "I smooth sweet butter on my
wife's body, then we made passionate love. She
screamed for 20 minutes."
The Jewish man says, "I covered my wife's body
with chicken fat. We made love and she screamed
for six hours."
The others say, "Six hours? How did you make her
scream for six hours?"
The Jewish man shrugs and says, "I wiped my hands
on the drapes."
with fine olive oil, then we make wonderful love.
She screamed for five minutes."
The Frenchman says, "I smooth sweet butter on my
wife's body, then we made passionate love. She
screamed for 20 minutes."
The Jewish man says, "I covered my wife's body
with chicken fat. We made love and she screamed
for six hours."
The others say, "Six hours? How did you make her
scream for six hours?"
The Jewish man shrugs and says, "I wiped my hands
on the drapes."