Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife
was really angry. She told him, 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a
gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6
seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box,
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put
on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the box into
the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
Ed was in trouble............
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Ed was in trouble............
Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
