OLD LIAR!

Post by **DuncaninFrance** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:55 pm

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, arrives one evening at

his country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy

25-year-old Japanese woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her

exotic sex appeal, beguiling accent, and oriental charm. Demurely, she

hangs onto Bob's arm, listens intently to his every word, and caters to

his every whim -- preparing and then lighting his cigar, bringing him

cocktails from the bar, rubbing his temples when he complains of a

slight headache, etc.

His friends at the club are all aghast and green with envy. When she

excuses herself to go to the powder room, they corner him and ask, "Bob,

how did you get the trophy girlfriend, order her from match-maker website?"

Bob replies indignantly, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

They are amazed, but continue to question him. "So, how did you

persuade her to marry you?"

"I lied about my age", Bob replies.

"What did you do, tell her you were only 50?"

Bob smiles and answers, "No, I told her I was 96.