Love in the Tropics (Queensland)

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Aughnanure
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Love in the Tropics (Queensland)

Post by Aughnanure » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:44 am

Scene:

A Nth Qld beach, deserted except for two people.

He: "G'warn, I'll give yer these beaut thongs if yer'll led me".

She: " Oh. awl rite", putting feet into thongs.

They commence to engage in a bout of healthy sexual exercise.

He: "Geez, yer've neva been so keen before".

She: (nothing).

He; "This's great, better'n lars time".

She: (nothing).

He: "We'll havta do it more oftin, yer really great".

She: " Shudup will ya, an get on with it, I'm admirin' me new thongs'
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:24 am

And his ego went ...sssssssssssssssssss
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