One Tough Old Cowboy

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Karl/Pa.
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One Tough Old Cowboy

Post by Karl/Pa. » Mon May 05, 2008 8:38 pm

A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH DAKOTA, COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.



THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED. HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRAND-CHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 15 FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
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Post by DuncaninFrance » Tue May 06, 2008 2:30 am

Karl - you just get worse :roll:
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