Business Trip

[Karl/Pa.]

A man checks into an hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in adult magazines. He picked up a magzine and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. When back in the room he figures, what the heck, give her a call.

'Hello,' the woman says......God, she sounded sexy.

'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.'