Doctoring in Dublin

Woftam · Post by **Woftam** » Fri May 09, 2008 8:14 pm

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached

his assistant.

'Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and I don't want to close the clinic.

So I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me

patients'.

'Yes, sir!' answers Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks:

'So, Murphy, how was your day?'

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one

had a headache so he did, so I gave him paracetamol.'

'Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir'

says Murphy.

'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?'

asks the doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous

woman borsts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off

her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and

lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the

love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!''

Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?' asks the doctor.

'I put drops in her eyes, so I did.'

Post by **DuncaninFrance** » Sat May 10, 2008 2:05 am

That one needs a shave W!

Aughnanure · Post by **Aughnanure** » Wed May 14, 2008 7:21 am

Had that been in Australia, Murphy would have nicked off and gone fishin' himself.