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M14man
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The Stalker

Post by M14man » Tue May 27, 2008 9:17 pm

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Two mailmen are chatting on a sidewalk after finishing their routes when one steps on a slug.

"Why'd you do that?" asks the other guy.

The first guy wipes off his shoe and says, "Bastard's been following me all day."
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Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed May 28, 2008 2:47 am

Same problem here with Pierre and Henri but it was a snail - and they ate it :razz: :razz:
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