A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
"Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon itself was wonderful - it was so romantic! But......." Suddenly the young girl burst out crying. "Mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language - things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... PLEASE MAMA!"
Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed - they're just too awful and I can't say them! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
"Darling baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. I'm your mother - now tell me these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama...words like: Wash, Iron, Dust, Cook..."
The Honeymoon Is Over
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The Honeymoon Is Over
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Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.