A wee drop...

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A wee drop...

Post by Aughnanure » Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:57 am

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn, when a

gamekeeper shouts -

"Dinnae drink thon water mon, its fou o' coo's shyte 'n pish"

The man replies "My good fellow, I'm from England, repeat that in English"

Gamekeeper replies "I said use both hands - you get more that way"
Self Defence is not only a Right, it is an Obligation.

Eoin.
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