DEAF OR WHAT!

[DuncaninFrance]

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party. The Chief

proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone Ranger! In honour of the Harvest

Festival, you will be executed in three days! But, before I kill you, I

will grant you three requests.. What is your first request?'

The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.'

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in

Silver's ear. The great horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his

back. As the Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and

spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.

'You have very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days.

What is your second request?' The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his

horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.

As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the

horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns,

this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters

the Lone Ranger' s tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Chief is again impressed. 'You are indeed a man

of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow. 'What is your last request?'

The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse....ALONE.' The

Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's

tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks

him square in the eye and says, 'Listen very carefully, you di**head, for

the last time............

BRING POSSE!!!!'