email From th' ould Sod

[Karl/Pa.]

Dearest Karl,

We, here in the old country simply can't figure out why you Americans are even bothering to hold an election to determine who should be your President. Simple choice as we see it.

On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on. And that ugly woman lawyer just lost a long and heated primary against another lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, and he is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country her lawyer husband wants to run!

Now, on the other side you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' who is married to a fine looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship.

So, what in God's name are ye lads and lasses thinkin' over there in the colonies?

Be seein' ya,

Cousin William

[DuncaninFrance]

Makes sense to me