Cletus had been having terrible heartburn so went to the small-town doctor who told him the only options were a very expensive drug regimen or fresh breast milk. Cletus advised he didn't have much money and certainly didn't know where he could find any fresh breast milk, so the doctor said he knew of a new single mother who was breastfeeding and who could use a few extra dollars. What's best, the doctor said, she would allow Cletus to get his milk 'directly' from her breast.
So Cletus showed up at the young woman's house the next day feeling quite awkward. The young woman also felt awkward, but she let Cletus, they both sat on the couch, she opened her blouse and Cletus went to work. Well, the young woman began to get just a bit excited at Cletus' actions to the point that, well, she was getting dang turned on! But she was embarrassed that she was feeling so sexually turned on but she felt she had to say something. Even though Cletus seemed to be as dumb as a box of rocks, he wasn't a bad-looking guy, so she finally got up the nerve to ask "Ummm...(pant)....would you....like something to go....along with that?????" as a small bead of sweat formed on her forehead. Cletus immediately looked at her and said "YES!!!!...you got any crackers????"
Heartburn
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