One day an ambitious young VP in one of the big New York investment/brokerage houses is summoned to see one of the Big Bosses.
"We have a client coming in from the Midwest-a Big Client. He's interested in boating and the sea but where he lives he can't enjoy it.
You're something of a yachtsman, you'll show him around the docks and the marinas."
The next day the young VP is showing the client the sights.
"Now that's Mr. Morgan's yacht, that one is Mr. Lehman's. Over there is Mr. Merrill's, next to it is mr. Lynch's...."
Whereupon the client interrupts and asks:
"Excuse me-where are the customers' yachts?"
How the Stock Market works-II
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