DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK..............

[DuncaninFrance]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze

these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna

eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast

to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't

point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get

undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're

both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from

vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same

tune?

Stop singing and read on.......

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at

you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the

window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

[biganimal]

just think....someone was the first person to put an oyster in their mouth !!!!!

[DuncaninFrance]

just think....someone was the first person to put an oyster in their mouth !!!!!

I try not to! http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f392/ ... 8960e2.gif[/pic]

[Niner]

Guess no takers for the raw oyster eating numbers champion at Wetzel's then. If you break a record you get your name put on the back of a chair at the bar. So if you change your mind I can point you in the right direction.

But I'm with you actually. Raw isn't my favorite. I love then fried up on a loaf of french bread with lettace, tomato, and a mayonaise sauce.

[DuncaninFrance]

I am allergic to any kind of fish/seafood - makes me very sick

I compensate however by eating lots of red meat, cheese, potatoes, pasta and bread and of course - drinking LOTS of wine and beer