Paddy say's to Mick 'could I try one of your sarnies Mick dere'
'here help your goodself' say's Mick
Paddy takes one bite and spits the fooker out
'what the buckin ell's on that'? say's Paddy
'crab paste' replies Mick
'crab paste? where the buck did ye get that? says Paddy
'Boots the Chemist' say's Mick.
