Reflections on 2008

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Karl/Pa.
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Reflections on 2008

Post by Karl/Pa. » Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:40 pm

Happy New Year 2009

As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:

Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.

Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.

Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.

Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the election.

And all of us are so happy; The election is finally over!

I think 2009 will be even better: Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace . Then on the 7th day, He will rest.

My best wishes for 2009.

"REMEMBER - Government cannot give to anyone anything it does not first take from someone else".

'Be who you are and say what you feel...Because those that matter...don't mind....And those that mind...don't matter.'
Karl

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Post by biganimal » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:13 pm

Karl

He won't solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace .

these few things are NOT possible :lol: :lol: :lol:
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