FAMOUS LAST WORDS

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FAMOUS LAST WORDS

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:53 pm

Are you sure that the power is off



They couldn't hit a barn door at this distance



I tied the knot myself



Don't be so superstitious



He's probably just hibernating



Hey watch this



I can make this traffic light before it changes



It's probably just a rash



I've seen this done on T/V



I wonder where the mother bear is



This doesn't taste right



These are the good kind of mushrooms



What does this button do



I'm going over to cuddle that cute tiger



It's not loaded



I think it is dead



This pond is only shallow



Yes, I was the one who made the deciding vote on the jury



I hope they speak English



I'll hold it and you light the fuse



Don't worry, it's strong enough for both of us



I built it myself



That lion can't hear us, he's miles away



No silly, that's a Dolphin's fin
Duncan

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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