Blonder

[mozark]

It's the dead of winter, and blonde gets on a flight from Minneapolis to Miami, with a layover in Atlanta. About an hour into the flight the stewardess who has charge of first class, notices that this young woman, who has by now shucked her Minnesota survival gear, has moved from coach to an empty seat up front. With tact and discretion, the stewardess asks to see the young lady's boarding pass, knowing full well that she is ticketed in coach. When the Blond, sunglasses perched on her forhead and now dressed for Miami, tastefully mind you, produces her pass, the stewardess kindly explains that she must return to her seat in coach. The blond then states, rather loudly, "I'm blond, I'm on my way to Miami, and I'm going First Class." Losing just a tad of her aplomb, the stewardess repeats her request, whereupon the blond repeats "I'm blond, I'm on my way to Miami, and I'm going First Class." At this the stewardess, now somewhat flustered, retreats to the galley.

In the Galley the problem is explained to the head stewardess, who turns with a smile to deal with the situation. After five minutes the head stewardess returns to the galley, utterly defeated by the recalcitrant blond and her refrain, "I'm blond, I'm on my way to Miami, and I'm going First Class." After a moment to ponder the problem the Head Stewardess decides to dump it on the flight crew and heads to the cockpit.

In the cockpit the stewardess explains the situation. The co-pilot sighs and says that he'll take care of it, and begins to remove his headset. At this the captain holds up his hand, takes off his headset, and says "I'll go talk to her, I speak their language, my first wife was blond."

With mouths agape most of the crew watches from the galley as the Captain sits down next to her, whispers a few hushed sentences, and moves aside as the blond utters a round mouthed "oh," gets up and returns to coach.

Back in the cockpit the head stewardess can not contain herself and asks "just what did you say to her?

The Captain replies, "Oh I just mentioned that first class doesn't continue on to Miami."